A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away … oh, wait, wrong intro. But it was a long time ago, maybe about 1953 or there-about, when this disaster took place. And the galaxy was Waveland, MS at the summer home of my aunt and uncle. They owned twenty acres of kid-friendly heaven in Waveland. Translation: lots of woods to play in and minimal to zero adult supervision.
It began simply enough: Fairyland caught fire! GADS! That place of wonderment we kids thought possessed mystical qualities because our parents told us (liars) that fairies lived there, was burning!
Fairyland is the yellow circle. Red square was my uncle’s property.
Actually, Fairyland was a garbage dump on the neighbor’s property, because there was no garbage pick-up “a long time ago in that galaxy far, far away” of Waveland. Careless burning initiated by our parents must have caused the fire?
And then again, maybe it was caused by us kids and our Labor Day fireworks?
Whatever, Fairyland was in flames, and a conflagration of epic proportions was rapidly spreading. Where would all the displaced fairies live? Oh, the humanity!
We begged our parents to get involved. “Ummm, adults, there’s a forest fire out behind the house…”
Their reaction was immediate and decisive. “Sure sure. Can you get me another cold Regal from the ice chest?”
We kids resumed our fire-watch as the flames marched ever closer to the house, eating its way through the dried pine needles that littered the ground like a brown carpet everywhere you looked in Waveland. WE ARE ALL GONNA DIIIEEEE!
Finally, FINALLY, we were able to motivate our parents into action. Actually, the smell of burning pine needles may have been more of a motivator? Picking up his beer, Boo, my uncle trudged out of the comfortable confines of the screened porch around to the side of the house, and he saw it. His response: “Oh crap!”
There was an immediate call to action. “FIRE!!!” Well, maybe that is overstating it just a bit? Boo returned to the screened porch and said something like, “Umm, we have a small problem we probably kinda-maybe should take care of—like soon?”
The others looked up from the Chesterfield cigarette smoke and Regal beers. “Like what kind of a problem, exactly?”
“A small matter of a fire behind the house.”
We kids all chimed in then, “Yeah, and Fairyland burned down, and all the fairies are now displaced, refugees! Where will they go?”
With that, the slightly inebriated, adult fire brigade sprang into action with Boo shouting orders, and the others stumbling around attempting to obey. They dragged out a garden hose and attempted to reach the fire with it only to come up short by about fifty yards.
We kids formed a fire brigade of our own and commandeered a toy wagon and several buckets, which we filled with water at the free-flowing artesian well. Buckets filled, we dragged the creaky overloaded wagon to the site of the disaster. The terrain was a bit rough, so by the time we got there, most of the water had sloshed out of the buckets. We made trip after trip as our parents shoveled and batted the fire down with wet sacks and sandal-shod feet (ouch!).
And the world—well, at least all of Waveland—was saved from a flaming disaster. In other words, we finally got the fire out. Much relieved and exhausted, not to mention thirsty, they retired once more to the screened porch for fresh cans of Regal, Falstaff, and Jax beer. We kids rewarded ourselves with Nehi sodas, RC colas, pop rouge, and 7Ups.
Back at school Monday morning, we shared, with our classmates, our tales of derring-do, fighting the great forest fire that destroyed Fairyland.
And all was well with the world again. Except for the fairies who were left homeless and wandering aimlessly around Never-Never-Land, that is.
Dedicated to my cousin Bobby.
One response to “The Day Fairyland Burned”
Thanks so much for writing this Lane. It brought back great memories of weekends and summers at Waveland with Nee and my cousins, you, Teensie, Weinsie, Manard, Elton, Kip, and Mike.
I remember Fairyland. It was a mound of barren dirt that had a lot of holes and tunnels in it from either fiddler crabs of ants or something and looked like fairies lived there and we really believed they did.
I don’t think our parents were happy we were spending our time throwing water on a mound of dirt while they frantically tried to save our house.
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