The Last Day of Forever – Update and Excerpt

We are getting closer. Just uploaded the files for the print version. That will need to be proofed and any corrections made. I would like to publish the digital version and the print version up at the same time. Digital is ready to go. Print is holding up the works.

Since you are so patient, here is another taste from The Last Day of Forever, Chapter 18 – Femme Fatale.

Cover B1CRed BlogThe second week we were in Baltimore, The Herndons put on a party to welcome their prodigal son home from school for the summer. In the Landon/Herndon fashion, it was indeed a grand soiree, which included the financial and political elite of Baltimore and Washington. The food was fabulous and in plentiful supply, and there was a fountain spouting streams of rum-spiked punch. As guests of honor, Miles and I were expected to turn out in our VMI uniforms. I had not seen so many handsome men and beautiful women so elegantly dressed in one place before. A full orchestra, not like the little five piece band at my birthday, was on hand for dancing.

The first time I saw her, I was standing beside that fountain of spirituous punch, engrossed in the mechanics which enabled it to spout the élixir de la vie, as it were. I had just about reconciled myself to the fact that I would have to peek under the tablecloth in order to discern its secrets when I heard my name called.

I looked up and saw a most lovely sight, Mademoiselle Aimee de Beauchamp, on Miles’ right arm as he made his way across the ballroom of Herndon Manor with her equally lovely and charming twin sister, Annette, on his left arm.

“Ethan, there you are! I’ve been looking all over for you. I have two most charming ladies I want you to meet.”

I must confess their beauty immediately enraptured me.

He introduced me in his broken French, “Mademoiselle Annette, Mademoiselle Aimee, this is Cadet Private Ethan Davis.”

I took the hint and responded in kind. “Enchanté, Mademoiselles,” I replied with a sweeping bow.

Both of the sisters immediately looked at each other as if they had finally found a home in the New World, someone who spoke their language. They curtsied and in unison said, “Parlé vous Francais, Monsieur?”

“Oui. Je suis la Louisiane.”

Their eyes lit up. “Un Creole?”

“Oui.”

“They are the daughters of Monsieur de Beauchamp, a diplomat with the French embassy in Washington.” And according to Miles, they spoke not a word of English. “Are they not absolutely stunning? Aimee is mine, no, I think I prefer Annette,” said Miles in English.

They looked exactly alike, and their gowns were identical. Had I not kept track of which one was on which side of Miles, I would have easily mixed them up. I wondered how he could tell them apart or what difference it made. Both had dark hair and stunning blue eyes, reminding me of Rachel. They were on the petit side, not more than five feet four inches tall and slender of build.

“I think Mademoiselle Aimee would like to dance, Ethan, and I think you should ask her.” I took the hint, a proposal to which she readily agreed. Miles, of course, followed suit with her sister, and the four of us stepped onto the dance floor.

Mademoiselle Aimee proved to be even more enchanting than I had first thought. She was well educated, intelligent, and as poised as the most polished diplomat. Moreover, she had a sense of humor, which I found most refreshing, and a marvelous smile that made me want to make her laugh all the more. She wanted to know all there was to know about Louisiana and asked me endless questions about my home and my Creole heritage. We danced several dances until she appeared to be tiring, at which I suggested we retire from the floor for refreshments.

We met Miles and Annette at the mysterious fountain of spirituous elixir, and he suggested we take some fresh air. As we passed through the doorway to the patio, he said to me in English in hushed tones, “Keep Aimee occupied for me, so I can be alone with her sister. The two are almost inseparable.” With that he swept Annette away and out into the garden.

Aimee seemed not the least disturbed that her twin was gone off with Miles. We moved into the garden, and she took a seat on one of the garden benches there. She sipped her punch pensively for a moment, as I was somewhat at a loss for words, then she looked up and said in accented but grammatically perfect English, “It seems your friend Miles is quite fond of my sister.”

I looked at her askance. “You speak English?”

“Yes, I am the daughter of a diplomat. It is expected,” she replied with a wry smile.

“But Miles said you spoke no English.”

“It is a little game my sister and I sometimes play. We told Miles what he wanted to hear.” Once more she flashed that arresting smile as she patted the bench beside her. “Please, have a seat.” Somewhat stunned, I took the offered seat. She saw my confusion. “You are offended, Ethan?”

“No, just a bit taken aback.”

She smiled. “I imagine Miles will be, as well, when he learns Annette understood every word he said.”

I then remembered Miles’ remarks as he conspired to get Annette away from her sister for who knows what in the garden. Fortunately for me, it was dimly lit around our bench, or she might have seen my red cheeks. Then it hit me; the sisters de Beauchamp were also conspiring.

I looked at her and chuckled. “Old Miles thinks he’s such a ladies man. Wait until he discovers he has been had by someone more clever than he.”

She giggled at that remark. “I do not know when she will tell him or even if she will.”

“Well, I won’t tell on her. It’ll be fun to see just how long she can fool him.” I looked into those blue eyes. “Why did you confess to me?”

“I thought it best our relationship start off on an honest note.”

Our relationship? I thought about what she said. It was possible to read all manner of meanings into it, but I decided I should simply take it at face value.

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Another Chicken Story

This must have been around 1957 or so. A pet shop opened in an old grocery store on Williams and immediately became the favorite hangout for us kids. In addition to pets, it also featured plastic model kits, and I was in my plastic-model-kit-period at that time. The cold drink machine was also a big draw. We motivated there either by bicycle or go-cart, parking them all outside on the sidewalk. The place looked like a biker bar for kids, except the bikes had no motors, just playing cards attached to the frame with clothes pins. They made “motor” sounds when the spokes of the spinning wheel hit it. That is yet another story—for another time.

Come Easter time, they got in a load of cute little baby chickens, which had all been dyed various Easter colors: pink, blue, green, purple, you name it. Way too much eye-candy for a kid my age to pass up, so I bought two and took them home to my sisters for Easter presents. Actually, maybe I bought myself one, too? The two for my sisters were for the sole purpose of legitimizing mine.

My folks were not happy. Well, MB wasn’t happy, but my mother was ever willing to have another pet, even if it was three lowly chickens. She should have held no illusions about chickens as pets, because my grandparents had a chickens for eggs and meat when we lived with them on Williams when I was very young.

Baby chicks do what baby chicks do: they eat, make chicken poop, and become not-so-cute adult chickens, in this case, White Leghorn roosters—no hens, just roosters. By then my sisters and I were bored with the no longer cuddly roosters roaming around in our back yard in Kenner, but we could not even consider eating them! After all, cute or not, they were pets.

The ever-clever MB came up with a solution to rid himself of the three roosters without upsetting the rest of the family. The roosters would make a trip to Waveland to visit Boyd and Mary.

Boyd and Mary were the black couple that lived about two blocks from our house in Waveland. Boyd cut our grass, and Mary cleaned the house after we left after a stay. And they had chickens, lots of chickens, mostly White Leghorns, all roaming their mostly grassless yard making chicken noises among the impressive junk collection they had scattered about.

I shouldn’t be so hard on their hoarding, because Janis and I bought some of that “junk” when we got into antiquing years later. “Mary, how much you want for that old ice box?” (Notice I said “ice box” and not refrigerator? That is because it used block ice to chill the contents.) She would hem and haw, and I would say, “$5?” She would unsuccessfully try to hide her glee and reply, “Oh, OK, Baby.” I am sure she was thinking we were two crazy white folks. She was right.

Back to the chickens—

Our three roosters moved into the Boyd and Mary chicken ranch. Of course, one condition of this gracious gift was they would not actually eat our chickens. Yeah, right! Like they needed three more roosters in their yard. I’m sure MB had worked out some kind of deal with Boyd and Mary, probably paid them to take the stupid chickens off his hands.

We soon mostly forgot about “our” chickens left in the tender care of Boyd and Mary until a trip to Waveland a few weeks later. As was customary, MB visited Boyd and Mary to pay them. Naturally, my sisters and I insisted on going along to “visit” our chickens. We, of course, still laboring under the assumption they had not seen the inside of a stew pot.

“Where are they?” my sisters and I innocently asked of Mary.

Mary was really cool about this. Without hesitation, she simply pointed at one of the numerous and unidentifiable white chickens free-ranging among the junk in her still grassless yard and said, “Look, Baby, there’s one now!”

And we believed her.

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Thrills

MB at ParadiseIf you knew my dad, MB Casteix, you knew at least two things about him. First, he was a doctor, and second, he was an avid fisherman. That man loved to fish! I never knew him not to own a boat, and they were first and foremost fishing boats. They were selected or designed for that single purpose. Any other applications were purely secondary and largely coincidental.

He loved to fish in the Louisiana marshes for red fish and speckled trout, known elsewhere as “red drum” and “spotted sea trout.” (Actually, speckled trout are not trout but are in the drum family.) When he was a teenager, he and his friends would go duck hunting in the marshes, and after they got their limit of ducks or the ducks stopped flying, they put away their shotguns and got out the fishing poles. No part of the day was wasted for them.

I got him into fresh water fishing in his later years. I was a member of a deer club in Alabama that had a private, 100-acre lake on it. We went there in the summers for long weekends of lazy days fishing for bass, perch, and sac au lait*, followed by great meals in camp at night with adult beverages and lots of tall tales and laughter. We had some wonderful times together on that lake.

I never knew MB was also a poet until not too long before his death in 2003. I don’t remember the circumstances under which he confessed he had written a poem. And if he wrote more than one, I don’t know about it, but I love the one I do know of.

Bet you can’t guess what it is about? Sure you can – fishing! He did a marvelous job of expressing his true love. And here it is.

Thrills

By Dr. M.B. Casteix, Jr.

Men prate of the thrills they crave.

Some of a sparkling wine,

Some of a song sublime,

Some of a tempting dish.

But give me a lonely shore

Hard by the breaker’s roar,

Where the sea expends its might

In a long unceasing fight,

Or a sandy sunlit beach,

Where the wavelets gently lave

A distant windswept reach.

Give me the feel of the rolling keel

As it plunges over a breaking wave.

Give me the feel of the striking steel

When the hook goes home in a fighting fish,

And he dives beneath the keel

In a sizzling, rushing swish.

You can have your song sublime,

Your sparkling wine, your epicure’s tempting dish.

I thrill to the song of the reel.

I sure do miss him!

*Sac au lait – French for “sack of milk,” also known as “white crappie” outside of south Louisiana.

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The Last Day of Forever – Excerpt 8

This excerpt is from about in the middle of the story, Chapter 16.

Cover B1CRed BlogAs we entered the photographer’s studio, a gentleman in his fifties greeted us. He was somewhat hunched over and wearing wire-rimmed glasses barely hanging on the end of his nose. His hair was disheveled and sticking out at odd angles from his head. “May I help you?”

“We would like our photographs taken. Can you do it today?”

“Yes, of course, a tintype? Step into my studio,” he said as he held the curtain back for us. “How would you like them, together or separate?”

“Together,” replied Rachel. “One must fit this locket, and the other this watch. Can you do that?”

“It will not be a problem,” he said as he ushered us over to the set. “Have a seat, sir,” he said to me as he adjusted the location of a chair that stood before his camera. Hold your cap in your hand beside you and up close to your body. Sit up straight.” He then clamped the back of my head in some device to help me hold perfectly still for the long exposure.

Behind the chair was a painted scene meant to convey the feeling of the outdoors and failed miserably to do so. A Doric column fern stand stood nearby with several books on top to serve as a prop.

“And you, Miss, stand beside him and place your hand on his shoulder thusly. A little closer. Very good! Now, you, sir, lift your cap a little higher. There, that’s fine.” He moved behind the camera and pulled a black cloth over his head. “Very good,” he muttered from under the hood.

“This isn’t what I had in mind,” said Rachel.

“Just what did you have in mind?” I asked being careful not to move my head, fearful that clamping device might somehow decapitate me.

“Something a bit more intimate.”

I immediately looked up at her, and the “guillotine” fell over onto the floor with a loud clatter. “Intimate?”

“Oh dear, you moved, sir,” said the photographer as he came out from under his hood.

Rachel removed her hand from my shoulder. “Sir, I would like a different pose.”

“Intimate?” I whispered to myself as all manner of “intimate” visions entered my head, none appropriate for the situation.

“What do you have in mind, Miss?”

She looked around and spied what she wanted against a wall. “I want to use that settee.”

“This is highly irregular,” he said as if confused.

“She wants the settee, sir,” I replied as I stood and moved the chair aside.

With the settee placed before the camera, Rachel took over direction of the photograph. “Have a seat, Ethan, over to one side.” She turned to the photographer. “All I want is from the waist up. Can you get it all in?”

He muttered to himself as he went under the black cloth once more. “All of it.”

“Very well,” she replied as she took her seat beside me. “Put your arms around me, Ethan.” I obeyed, and she leaned against my chest, her face beside mine. She then pulled my arms around her waist and pinned them against her with her own as she snuggled in more comfortably. “Don’t be afraid to squeeze me a little.” I pulled her tighter. “How is that, sir?” she asked the photographer.

“Highly irregular,” he muttered from under his black cloth as he adjusted his camera’s position slightly.

“Can you get it all?” asked Rachel.

“All of it, but highly irregular.”

“Good. This is what we want.”

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“You’ll shoot your eye out!”

Anyone who has seen the movie “A Christmas Story” based on a story by Jean Shepherd will recognize that statement as the argument used by everyone in authority when Ralphie (Peter Billingsey) wanted a Red Ryder BB Gun for Christmas. It is a great movie, a classic that I watch every Christmas and enjoy it every time.

A few years after we acquired our Red Ryder BB Guns we upped the anti and acquired Hahn CO2 gas BB pistols styled like a real 1873 Colt Peacemaker.

HahnWow! Not only was it real looking, except for the CO2 cylinder under the barrel, but it shot BBs too! And it was a repeater! Cock the hammer, and the cylinder rotated bringing around a chamber with a fresh BB in line with the barrel! Way cool!

My best friend, Mike (Buck) Roy, and I both had one of these along with genuine-looking buscadero holster rigs. We were in high cotton then!

And headed for trouble.

Buck accompanied my family and me to our summerhouse in Waveland, Mississippi one weekend, and of course, our Hahn Peacemakers made the trip with us.

The house was back off the beach behind the railroad tracks and surrounded by piney woods. It was a veritable heaven for kids with BB guns. Saturday morning Buck and I strapped on our shootin’ irons, loaded them with a fresh CO2 cylinder and filled the magazine with BBs. And we headed for the woods to subdue some rustlers—or something.

We made our way through the woods quick drawing and picking off various varmints who presented themselves as targets of opportunity, tin cans, clumps of dirt, small pools of water, wayward crawfish, birds, etc., and eventually ended up at the railroad tracks.

There was a nice little creek that went under the tracks through a culvert big enough we could walk through only slightly stooped over. Buck positioned himself on one end of the culvert, and I was on the other. And we commenced to have a shootout.

Now, we weren’t shooting at each other but “aiming,” if you can call it that, at the water making splashes like real bullets striking nearby.

This was not really a good idea, and subsequent events proved the truth of that.

Suddenly, Buck quit shooting at me. I peaked down the culvert and only his feet were visible, and he appeared to be lying down.

Uh-oh!

I ran across the tracks and found Buck face down in the dirt. When I approached he rolled over and thumbed the hammer back on his Peacemaker and pointed it at me. “You shot me!”

I thought he was going to shoot me, and maybe he should have. I had hit him in the eyebrow just above his eye! We weren’t sure if it was a direct hit or a ricochet off the water. Either way, I almost shot his eye out!

We made up and decided that game was beyond stupid and probably should be discontinued. As we were walking back to the house, Buck was poking at his wounded eyebrow. “You know, Lane, I think the BB is still in there.”

“Lemme see.” I looked real close while pulling at the wounded area and sure enough, I see copper in the wound! The BB is lodged just under the skin! “Oh crap!”

“What? Is it in there?”

“Yes!”

“What do we do now?”

“What any cowboy would do when his partner has been shot. Dig the bullet out!”

“Are you nuts?”

I probably was, but so was Buck, because he agreed the “bullet” had to come out. Fortunately, I had a small pocketknife, but the blade was too large for this surgical procedure. I used it to sharpen a stick to a point and dug it out with that. I forgot to make Buck bite on a belt to keep him from screaming out in pain. He did, however, limit his cries to a brief string of profanity directed at me.

Bullet out, we had another problem: just how do we explain the “bullet wound” to my dad? We concocted a story that Buck ran into a sharp branch that poked him there. It was, after all, true, except I was directing the sharp branch. MB never noticed nor asked, so we escaped being disarmed.

I still have my Hahn Colt Peacemaker, and Buck still has the scar.

Lane & Buck ca 1963

The picture is of Buck (on the right) and me about five years after the Great RR Gunfight. He was my partner-in-crime for most of the misadventures of my misspent youth.

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Red Ryder BB Guns

Every red-blooded American boy has to have a BB gun, right? Of course! As I recall Joey Giammalva was the first to get one in my little group. I was already something of a gun-nut even though I did not own any but toy guns, but my toy guns were almost real. I had a plastic Thompson Submachine Gun that looked real, I mean really real! I had a cast aluminum M1911A1 .45 auto pistol. The mold was made using a real pistol, so what came out of that mold looked just like a real 1911A1. Wish I still had it!

Red RyderBB guns were another matter. While the Red Ryder Lever Action BB Gun bore only a passing resemblance to the famous 1892 Winchester seen in all Westerns of the day, the fact that it propelled a projectile out of the barrel was sufficient compensation to get over its somewhat lame and unrealistic appearance. Besides, Joey had one, so I had to have one, too. My first request was rejected by my parents. That meant I had to pitch a kid-fit, and they are usually successful, especially if maintained long enough.

They folded. (Parents have a low threshold for kid-fit pain.)

Next day we made a trip to Cavalino’s Hardware, and I came home with my new Red Ryder BB Gun. Joey and I commenced to terrorize the bird population of our neighborhood to the chagrin of bird lovers everywhere. Don’t worry; the birds remained relatively unscathed since we were pretty lousy shots. That, however, would change with time.

That started a trend. Manard Lagasse acquired a BB gun next. We were then a three-some of bird terrorists. How we did not shoot someone’s eye out is something akin to a miracle, but we didn’t, at least not until later—almost—but that is another story.

My bride loves to remind me of how one of us put a BB through her parent’s front window.

And I will deny that to my grave!

Eventually, we mastered aiming our BB guns, which were not terribly accurate. If you could hit a tin can twenty feet away you were doing good. Terminal performance depended largely on what I would call the shotgun effect, albeit delivered one BB at a time. Shoot at something enough times and eventually you will hit it, like a living room window, even if by accident.

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The Last Day of Forever – Excerpt 7

Cover B1CRed BlogSince I am running behind in getting this thing published, I figured I had better get another excerpt out and give you a taste of the other end of the book. This excerpt is from Chapter 25. Our hero, Ethan, has finished school and is a newly commissioned second lieutenant assigned to the 1st Regiment of Mounted Riflemen at Fort Bliss in El Paso, Texas. He has just met his commanding officer and been assigned to Fort Fillmore along the Rio Grande in New Mexico Territory. Here, he is about to meet his senior NCO.

A sergeant with flaming red hair and a square jaw that looked like it was cut from granite was standing outside the door. A handlebar mustache of gigantic proportions, neatly waxed on the ends, dominated his face. He was tall, almost as tall as I am and thin and hard. He was also bowlegged, like he had spent his entire life in the saddle and might even been born there. His blue uniform was faded, and he wore his kepi at a jaunty angle, low across his eyes.

“You must be Sergeant Sullivan,” I said.

In a thick Irish brogue, he answered, “Aye, lad, and you must be my new shave tail … er … I mean Lieutenant Davis.” Without waiting for me to respond, he added, “Grab your kit, Lieutenant. The day isn’t a getting any cooler. I see ya brung yer own mount, nice gray ya have, sir. We’re ready to leave if you are, and I ‘spect you are. Come along, lad.” He turned and headed out the door, and I dutifully followed.

A wagon loaded with supplies and three mounted troopers looking as scared as I was trying not to look were waiting outside on the parade ground. “These boys are replacements. Ya gonna ride yer gray or in the wagon with me—Sir?” He said looking me up and down. That “sir” was added almost as an afterthought.

“The wagon with you. We have much to talk about.”

He nodded. “Aye, ‘spect we have. Climb aboard, Sir.” Before I was fully seated, he slapped reins to the mule team, and we were off. We picked up the Rio Grande and bounced along a trail beside it headed north by northwest.

Fort Fillmore was on the eastern edge of the Gadsden Purchase, a piece of land along the Mexican border purchased from Mexico a few years prior. The Butterfield Stage Line ran through there, it being the best route to California. The Butterfield line had been in operation for only a few years and was the first such service to California. It snaked out of Kansas southwest through Indian Territory (Oklahoma), then Texas to New Mexico Territory and on into southern California and Los Angeles. In 1860 all the country between Texas and southern California was called New Mexico Territory.

The three troopers trailed behind the wagon far enough back to stay out of its dust. I took out a cigar for myself and offered another to Sergeant Sullivan.

“Don’t mind if I do,” he said as he took the offered cigar and drew it under his nose. “And a fine one it tis.” He bit off the end, spit it out, and stuck the cigar in his mouth. From his pocket he retrieved a match and struck it on the wagon seat. “Light?” I lit my cigar from the offered match, then he lit his own. “I hear yer from Louisiana.”

“Catahoula Parish.”

“And yer not West Point?”

“Virginia Military Institute.”

He looked at me as if I had said something wrong. “Out here, ya may as well forget everything they taught ya.”

“I suspected as much. Tell me about New Mexico.”

“Its damn hot! And damn dusty! And if ya ain’t careful, damn dangerous! If the Injuns don’t worry ya none, ya can fret over the Mexican bandits, or the rattlers, or the Gilas, or the scorpions, or them rat-sized spiders they have out here.” He spit out a piece of tobacco. “Other than that it’s a grand place. And to think, I left Ireland for all this.” He looked at me with a wry grin. “Yes, I’m Irish. Dropped the O from me name so-as I would fit in better in my new country.”

As if I had not figured that out.

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The Last Day of Forever – Update

I had intended to have Catahoula Book 1 – The Last Day of Forever published by February 1. Obviously, that did not happen. Moving the business I manage into new office space took more of my time than I anticipated. SPAR, Inc. has been moved, although, we are not entirely unpacked yet. I have, however, been able to get back to the finishing touches on my two books.

We are getting close! I think it is time, as our teachers in school used to say, to “Put down your pencils and turn in your papers.”

At this point, I am afraid to give a date. The eBook version will likely be available before the paperback. Formatting that has proven to be a challenge, but it is almost done.

I apologize for the delay. I am working as fast as I can. Stand by…

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Chicken Update – 2

I wrote about how my last two chickens were brutally murdered here. Well, I think I caught the murderer, a huge male coon.

He has been “relocated.”

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Ode to Gibby’s Pizza

I am not sure when and where I tasted my first pizza. If memory serves (and it may not) it was at Pontchartrain Beach, of all places, in about 1959. Furthermore, I am not sure when I first tasted a Gibby’s pizza, perhaps a year later? But on that day, what the perfect pizza was supposed to be was eternally etched into my psyche.

In the sixties dating usually meant going to a Pontchartrain Beach, a sock hop (raise your hand if you know what that is), or the movies. Going to the movies usually involved going “downtown” to the Joy, Saenger, or Orpheum. And that meant dressing up in a coat and tie for the guys and heels for the girls. For Janis and me, the evening almost always concluded with a pizza at Gibby’s on North Rampart. It was a tradition!

Over the years we consumed many pizzas at Gibby’s, usually sitting at the table under the glass enclosure surrounding his kitchen, where we watched a smiling Gibby toss the spinning dough into the air before gently laying it down to receive the succulent sauce, spicy pepperoni, anise-flavored Italian sausage, fresh mushrooms, and its topping of cheese. That is the way we always ordered it. I can, this day, still picture that glass cubical of a kitchen and Gibby tossing that dough, although his face is just a hazy blur because my focus was always on the aerial dance of that hypnotically spinning dough. What a marvelous way to make food!

Over the years I spent enough money on Gibby’s pizza to have contributed a substantial portion to his children’s education. This relationship went on with Gibby until 1962, when I graduated from high school and went off to college. After that most of our visits were in the summer, and even that became infrequent because I worked in Grand Isle during the two summers before Janis and I married in 1967. Until then and whenever we were in town, we always tried to visit Gibby’s.

We had our wedding rehearsal party at Colonial Country Club with lots of food and plenty of drink. A small group of close friends concluded the night at Gibby’s for pizza. (I must now confess that I had too much to drink and threw up in Gibby’s bathroom that night.)

Alas, the visits became even less frequent because we lived in Lafayette as Janis and I finished our college educations.

Lane Alaska_1I went off into the Air Force in December 1968 and was stationed in California, far away from any hope of a Gibby’s pizza for nearly four long years. During the last year of my service, I was stationed at a remote site in Alaska, which was an “unaccompanied tour,” meaning Janis and our infant son could not join me there. During the nine months we were separated before I could take leave and come home for 30 days, we planned what we would do when the happy day arrived. Janis would pick me up at the airport with a room reserved in a hotel in the Quarter only a few blocks from Rampart Street. The second thing we planned to do after we checked in was to go have a Gibby’s pizza. (Or maybe it was the third or fourth thing, I forget now.) This was August of 1972.

My 30 days leave started off badly, a harbinger of things to come, when I was bumped from my “space available” flight out of King Salmon, AK on an Air Force C-110 by General Jimmy Doolittle’s salmon catch. Yes, I was kicked off the plane because of a bunch of fish! But they were a general’s fish! And a Medal of Honor winner so I should be honored.

I managed to get out a day later and landed at Elmendorf AFB in Anchorage. I immediately applied for “space available” (free) on any military flight back to the Lower 48. I didn’t care what kind of plane it was or where in the Lower 48 it landed as long as I didn’t have to pay for an expensive commercial flight from Alaska. Two days later I was finally booked on a flight with a bunch of Ohio ANG troops returning home to Toledo from their two weeks summer training. I spent eight long hours in the cargo hold of a C-130 in a canvas jump seat with wax stuffed in my ears to drown out the droning of the engines. The whole time I dreamed about my Gibby’s pizza (and other things)!

I arrived in Toledo just as the civilian terminal was closing for the night. I begged and they allowed me to spend the night in the locked terminal. The uniform must have helped. I spent a fitful night sleeping in one of the terminal chairs and took a “bath” in the men’s room the next morning, changing into a fresh uniform for the final leg of my trip home.

After spending most of the day hopping from airport to airport, I finally arrived in NOLA, and Janis met me. Immediately, we went to the hotel and later headed straight to Gibby’s on North Rampart for a pizza.

We rounded the corner onto North Rampart and went straight to where Gibby should be.

What the—?

There was a flower shop there, a (expletive deleted) flower shop!

“No problem,” I tried to reassure myself. “We are just in the wrong block!” So, we went another block up North Rampart—and NO Gibby’s!!

Again, I calmed my anxious self with the reassuring hope that time had played tricks on my memory, and Gibby’s was in the other direction!

So, we went two blocks down, and NO GIBBY’S!!!!!

I was devastated! Gibby was gone! Forever! No more smiling Gibby behind the glass! No more hypnotically spinning disks of dough! No more Gibby’s pizza! No more barfing in his bathroom!

Since that fateful day, I have searched for a replacement and found none. Friends hear the story of my pizza quest and tell me about their favorite pizza place as “the best I have ever had! You must try it!” I reluctantly try them, and—nope, it is never even close. Their dough is often like soggy cardboard. Their pepperoni is nothing more than greasy, tasteless, red disks, their Italian sausage is sausage and Italian in name only. Their sauce, well, is just red, and the cheese a stringy, flavorless mass of gelatinous goo. And it sure isn’t what I remember from Gibby.

Janis says I am too harsh in my judgment of latter-day pizzas. And perhaps I am. I do know I am doomed to this Gibbyless hell for the rest of my life.

I am, however, considering building a shrine to Gibby in the corner of my man cave. Janis thinks I am sick, and maybe she is right, but I sorely miss Gibby!

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